Queuing for all the bar in a Soho homosexual club recently, I was surrounded by flushed strangers spilling beer to my footwear and invading our room. Readying my personal elbow to push the gamine lady next to myself, I out of the blue realised that she ended up being the one and only a 15-year-old friend of a pal of mine, Emma. She pulled me over to several pint-sized...